Thursday, May 28, 2009

Downbelow Station by C.J.Cherryh: 4.9999 stars


Ok, 5 stars. But darn it, I don't like any of the characters. The Konstantins are the best, oh well I mean besides Satin probably. I know that a lot of people like Signy, and I know she's better than the other Mazianni etc etc, but she's still a pig-headed narcissist with great gaping holes in her morality. It's utterly believable, but, MEH I hate her anyway.

And yet it's so well done that I give it 5 stars. Should have read this one long ago, but was clueless at the time that it sets up the entire Alliance-Union universe.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Conspirator by C.J. Cherryh (Foreigner Series)



Finally got to read Conspirator. I loved it.



Since I have not yet given much commentary on/a synopsis of the previous book (in the series), I will wait on Conspirator as well. Gives me an excuse to reread the series again- it will be two years before the next one is out, but I won't wait that long.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Early Spring by Amy Seidl- two and a half stars.




This is the first book I have ever received through LibraryThing's Early Reviewers program. And, damnably, I did not like the book. I could tell by the end of the first chapter that I would never have bought it for myself, and my feelings are quite strong due to the writing style of the author, the lack of real content, and what seems to be an underlying philosophical difference between the author and myself. I have rewritten this review several times trying to find a reasonable way to explain what I mean.

Early Spring is an introductory gloss on the local manifestations of global warming. Seidl alternates between rather detached scientific explanations and overly sensuous descriptions of her Vermont environs as she points out that global warming is apparent in one's own backyard. She asks, and prompts those who have obviously not been paying much attention until now to ask, what global warming means for traditions, communities, the future. The book never gets much further than this- posing the question- and could stand to be a great deal shorter for all it accomplishes.

I was looking forward to Early Spring, and I have to say I'm disappointed. The subject is important enough but never actually discussed- just set up. Over and over and over again.

Early Spring is done in a literary style- Seidl aims for aesthetic expression as much as the conveying of information. Unfortunately, her inflated style quickly reaches the point of overkill, and she does not manage to add much to the subject of global warming at all. I knew much of the subject matter going in- I do not live in Vermont, but neither do I live in a cave. I kept waiting for her to tie it all together and take it further, and she doesn't. Instead I get to hear about her sensuous rapture at the bounty nature created apparently for no other purpose but her pleasure, and, of course, I get to hear more about her darling children. Such passages went past the point of unnecessary all the way to disturbing at times- I nursed my children to the age of two and a half years each, mind you, and I was still weirded out by the overly familiar manner in which she described breastfeeding her own. And I'm still not sure exactly what that had to do with maple syrup traditions in Vermont, or the sap starting to run earlier with each passing year. Seidl's manner of suddenly switching between professional scientist mode and sensual mother mode made each seem the more exaggerated, and somehow exclusive of the other. This hardly needs to be the case...

Displaying an actual dead bird via overhead projector might have gotten the attention of her students, and it is surely a more engaging portrayal than a stick figure, but noticing the intricacy of the feathers is not the same thing as realizing the inherent value of the bird's life, and how the world is diminished by the loss of the bird. Knowing a bird's species name and habits is no substitute for entering into the actual experience of the bird itself. Handling a lifeless bird nonchalantly is not an expression of fearlessness or fellowship, but of a callous remove and a lack of respect for both the bird and the pathogens that might have killed it.

Seidl writes in one passage about her daughter catching a butterfly by the wings, and the thrill in her eyes as she feels her first sense of control over a wild creature. Seidl does not seem to realize that this self same butterfly could theoretically cause hurricanes simply by flapping those wings. Human control over the natural world is an illusion we have to outgrow if we are to acknowledge that our impact on the world is, far from a lordly management of things, endangering all life on the planet, including our own. Against our expectations. How can a book about global warming miss this point?

After the first third of the book, I wanted to put it down and walk away. Sadly, I wouldn't have missed much if I had. ( )

The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Disorders You Can Just Feel Coming On, by Dennis Diclaudio.



This is a little gem of a book that was ridiculously fun to read. It presents a collection of mental disorders organized into the following groups: Anxiety Disorders, Dissociative Disorders, Factitious Disorders, Impulse-Control Disorders, Personality Disorders, Psychotic Disorders, Sexual Disorders, Sleep Disorders, and Somatoform Disorders. Each disorder is presented with a do-you-have-these-symptoms Quiz, a hilarious and very telling glimpse of Inner Monologue, an overarching description of the Diagnosis, the Causality, and the Treatment options, plus some cases Of Note.

At 207 pages long, including the appendices of phobias and manias, it's a breezy jaunt into the dark disturbing world of insanity.

I'll post this Inner Monologue from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (pps 138-139) so you can have a preview:

What is wrong with these people? How can they all just sit there and listen to that guy prattle on and on? Can't they see that you're wearing a brand new shirt? And such a nice shirt, in such a nice, subtle shade of blue - "Horizon Blue," the salesman called it - that really brings out your eyes and bespeaks a refined taste in garmenture. Why is nobody complimenting you on your excellent taste?

Wait! That lady over there with the veil - she may have looked over. Did she? The least she could do is give a thumbs-up for the shirt. No, there she goes, turning back to that boring minister and his incessant, depressing eulogies. Okay, we get it. The lady's dead. That's sad, but no amount of wailing is going to bring her back. Why doesn't everyone just get over it and focus on something good in life? Like this terrific shirt?

These morons wouldn't know a nice shirt if it wrapped its sleeves around their necks and squeezed the life out of their worthless bodies. How can you expect imbeciles to comprehend your acute sense of style? Why won't they notice?!